I'm a smart, funny, sarcastic, shy, nerdy, dorky guy. I'm kind to animals and laugh at stupid things. I love music and movies and I'm up on current events. I'm liberal, right handed, kinda tall and legally blind. I play guitar badly, love pizza and drink ice tea regularly. I rarely wear a tie but can walk like an egyptian. I'm an avid Red Sox fan and despise the New York Yankees and all that they stand for, even though my mother roots for them (I like her though and chalk it up to old age dementia). I don't drive, but I am gainfully employed. I don't drink coffee. I have an eye for detail and know more about the bit player than the star. I have an amazing talent to relate nearly anything that goes on in life to an episode of the Simpsons and like many nerds can quote Monty Python and Holy Grail. I have a more than passing knowledge of the US Civil War, but I'm not an expert. I can program web pages (like this one). I love fried clams and can find Waldo almost every time. I have two nephews. I have varying degrees of knowledge of: Visual Basic, Pascal, Javascript, VBScript and DHTML. I like to plant shrubs and trees but I'm not so interested in flowers. I have Retinitis Pigmentosa, but it doesn't have me.