Frequently Asked Questions:
(Well maybe not frequently asked)

Height?: 6'3"

Weight?: 6'3"

Occupation?: Counselor to the technologically impaired

Preoccupation?: Sleeping

Marital Status?: Un Maritaled

Astrological Sign?: Virgoid

Language Spoken?: English, Gibberish

Favorite Color?: Purple

Do you know the weight of an unladen Swallow?: African or European?

Boxers or Briefs?: Yes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?: 3

Do you know the way to San Jose?: Yes, go to San Francisco and take a left.

Oddities?: Don't drink coffee, can't snap the fingers on my left hand, an incredible eye for the esoteric and an obliviousness(??) for the obvious, the list is endless.

Talents?: An ability to relate eveyrthing that happens in life to an episode of the Simpsons. A more than passing knowledge of the American Civil War and US History in general, 80s New Wave bands and Baseball, especially the Red Sox. I can find Waldo everytime.

Favorite Food?: Mushroom sandwiches from Hearth and Kettle, Fried Clams from the Marathon, Crab Rangoons from the Golden Palace.

Favorite Ethnic Food?: Italian, Chinese

Favorite Ethnic?: Sophia Loren, we share a birthday.

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